The Pro Wrestling Critic

Good night see you Friday night for Smackdown.

Dreamer vs Abyss. Dreamer and Abyss are having a hard core match.  Abyss picks Dreamer up and drops him straddle of the guard rail.  Dreamer down and Abyss beating on him.  Dreamer takes Abyss down and hits him in the heard.  Dreamer takes Abyss down again and gets a 2 count.  Abyss puts Deramers head into a steel chair in the corner ropes.  Abyss goes up on the ropes and Dreamer puts him down hanging on the ropes and then pus the trash can up to him and Dreamer comes across the ring and drop kicks the cans into Abyss. Dreamer gets a board with barb wire on it and puts it in the ring.  Abyss gets the board with nails in it and goes back after Dreamer.  Abyss puts Dreamer down on the barb wire and 123 Abyss wins the match.  Abyss goes back and gets the board with the nails in it and Raven comes out and takes the steel Chair and hits Dreamer with it and then DDT’s Dreamer into the chair.

Bischoff in the ring for his big announcement.  Aug 12th 9:00 pm.  PPV action for the main event on Aug 12th 9:00pm.  Abyss want the main event on Aug 12th.  He wants RVD for the main event.  RVD comes to the ring and hits Abyss with a steel chair.  RVD burns and crashes when he goes to jump on Abyss and he moves.  Snow comes to the ring and takes Janice from Abyss.

Jeff Hardy and Anderson vs Morgan and Murphy and Gunner.  Anderson and Gunner then Murphy tags in. Murphy puts Anderson in the corner and then Hardy tags himself in.  Gunner and Hardy Hardy comes off the ropes and takes Gunner down. Anderson back in.  Morgan is leaving the ring side and going up the ramp to back stage.  Anderson puts Gunner down and Hardy tags and comes off the top rope and 123 Hardy and Anderson win the match.

Kaz vs Terry.  The Ref sends AJ away from the ring.  Terry takes Kaz down in less than a minute and Terry wins the match.  Kaz don’t know what happened.  All right Terry.

Morgan comes out to Anderson’s music.  Morgan mimicking Anderson.  Then Anderson with his asshole shirt on comes out to the stage and shows Morgan how his entrance and the mic thing is done so easy.  Anderson is going to the ring.  Morgan calls Anderson the resident loud mouth of TNA.  Anderson hits Morgan in the crotch.  Morgan up and stomping on Anderson.  Morgan has the cord from the mic choking Anderson.  Hardy comes to the ring and stomps Morgan down.  Anderson gets up and Hardy and Anderson both stomping on Morgan.  Two security guards are in the ring beating on Hardy and Anderson.

Beer Money vs Motor City Machine Guns.  the guns climb the cage and are in side on the ropes when Beer Money turns around and the come off the ropes on to Beer Money.  Shelly in the corner and Storm pounding on him.  Roode is bleeding from the head.  Shelly takes Roode off the top rope.  Sabin and Storm in.  Sabin up on the ropes and takes both Storm and Roode down with a double drop kick and then again in the corner.  Roode with blood all over his face and then Shelly puts his face in the wire on the cage and comes off with both feet in Roode’s chest.  Sabin up on top of the cage and he comes down on Roode and Storm.  Storm has the beer bottle and then hits Roode in the head and puts him out.  Then the Machine Guns pin Beer Money for the win.

Dip shit Flair and Kaz, AJ and Beer Money in the ring.  Flair telling how smart and great he is.  He wants a street fight with Lethal next week.  Beer Money have a match with the Motor City Machine Guns tonight.  Kurt Angle comes out to the stage.  Angle is telling AJ that he is next in line for a match.

Moore and Neil vs Young and Jordan.  Young is bring a manikin to the ring with him.  What a team Young and Jordan. Jordan and Neil start.  Jordan might wear pint trunks put he wears them well.  Jordan gives Neil a neck breaker.  Young and the manikin are holding out their hands to get tagged.  Jordan tagged young and Young throws the manikin in.  Jordan gets pinned 123 Moore and Neil win the match.  What a tag team weird and weirder.

Love vs Sarita.  This match is a joke Love is a better fighter than what she is doing tonight.  Finally Love is looking like she means it and then she pins Sarita 123.